Monthly Archives: October 2016

Sister Location: Theorizing R Fun


Being an unapologetic fan of the Five Nights at Freddy’s series, I eagerly snatched up this October’s entry, “Sister Location” the day it came out.  I haven’t been one to debate the lore all that much, leaving it to folks who have time to sift through net code and brighten images in Photoshop, but this time I can’t help myself.

Let’s begin. For those who haven’t finished the game yet, please note there are spoilers ahead. 

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So long, Darkest Dungeon


From dust.

Week 234 has risen over the hills underlooking the Darkest DeezNutz Estate. You remember our venerable house? Named for the gibbering professions of a withered cinematographer for whom a marathon viewing of Soul Plane had filled the day, it is a house without a future.

As of this dawning, the mercenaries of our embattled family will turn their swords and armor over to the crag-faced blacksmith, and the ocular mollusks burbling below will be given freedom to engulf our history.

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