Monthly Archives: October 2016
Being an unapologetic fan of the Five Nights at Freddy’s series, I eagerly snatched up this October’s entry, “Sister Location” the day it came out. I haven’t been one to debate the lore all that much, leaving it to folks who have time to sift through net code and brighten images in Photoshop, but this time I can’t help myself.
Let’s begin. For those who haven’t finished the game yet, please note there are spoilers ahead.
Week 234 has risen over the hills underlooking the Darkest DeezNutz Estate. You remember our venerable house? Named for the gibbering professions of a withered cinematographer for whom a marathon viewing of Soul Plane had filled the day, it is a house without a future.
As of this dawning, the mercenaries of our embattled family will turn their swords and armor over to the crag-faced blacksmith, and the ocular mollusks burbling below will be given freedom to engulf our history.